Signage: New Orleans Style

I'm going to try to make a more active attempt to take pictures of signs that get my goat, because there are certainly plenty out there. We will christen this new section with this lovely sign I saw on my recent trip to New Orleans. I was in a convenience store buying a bottle of water since I was afraid to drink from the tap (no, I know. It's not a third world country but if you saw the hotel I was in...) and was greeted by this sign at the counter. Of course it drew my attention because everyone wants something FREE, until you realize what they're offering. Something tells me the jails in NOLA are cleaner than Bourbon Street.